- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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