Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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