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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

whats 7+4? 74

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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