- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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