- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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