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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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