I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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