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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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