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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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