- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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