- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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