How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

My parents died!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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