- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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