- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What fires shots? A gun

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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