- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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