what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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civil rights

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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