Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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