- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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