life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Anti Joke

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