- Anti Joke

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

hi charles lattuca III

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.