Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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