a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

i hate non minorities!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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