- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A seal walks into a club.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why are white people white? I don't know

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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