- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Im gay What about you

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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