- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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