- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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