- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

An Asian person drove home safely.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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