- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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