- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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