What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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