wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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