what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Baby Seal walks into a club.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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