- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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