- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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