- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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