What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Anti Joke

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