- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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