- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

if got a joke if fogot it

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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