How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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