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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the old man say? Im old

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What city likes baseball the most? New York

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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