- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

G:nock nock B:come in!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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