Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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