- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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