- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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