- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Communism hehe xd

You're a big fat monkey.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

I walk into a bar...

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

non poop

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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