- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.