- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Manchester City

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

hey hey apple

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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