- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

12 niqqa 12.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Your're racist.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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