My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A man walks into a bar

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Good job, son.

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Pickle

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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