- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Its true, he didnt write that!!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Do the roar!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

hi charles lattuca III

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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