- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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