- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

this website is a bad joke

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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