- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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