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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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