- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

men's rights activists

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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