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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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