- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's big and purple? Barney

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How about that airline food?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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