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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A American seeking into mexico

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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