- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

I'm Polish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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