- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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