Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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