- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The GOV and the WHO?

My dad

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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