Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

can you pass the soap?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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