Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

angelo snyder is not ga

knock knock come in !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

hashtags suck balls

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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