- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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