What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Badabing.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Tim likes girls

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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