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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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