- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Rylan Clark

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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