Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Anti Joke

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