- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

yolo your orange looks orange

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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