Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

angelo snyder is not ga

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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