Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A shark ate your mom

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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