- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

hi jonny

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

womens rights

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

what looks like a banana? a penis

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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