- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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