What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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