- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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