What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Turkeys are obese

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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