- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What would u like to drink?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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