A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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