An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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