Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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a man was shot.... he died

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