- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Racial equality.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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