- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

white or wheat? wheat please.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??