- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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