- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is the difference?

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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