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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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