- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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