- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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