- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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