- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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