What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

anti jokes are really funny

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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