- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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