- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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