what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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David Cameron

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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