- Anti Joke

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.