- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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