- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

hi michael

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

hi michael

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.