OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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quantum physics?

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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