- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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