what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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