A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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