- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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