The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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