- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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