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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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