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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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