Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

13 =B you just learned something

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you make the general public confused? ...

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Anti Joke

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