Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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