Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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