- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

You had better thumbs up this post.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A baby seal walks into a club.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!