Mitt Romney

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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