- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Jordan is pregant

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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