- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Once upon a time, The end.

knock knock go away!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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