- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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