- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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I love pissing people off :P

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

kennah campion when she talks

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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