- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

No antijoke here.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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