Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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