- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ebola

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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