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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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