what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Cliterus

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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