Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Chlamydia

One, two, three, four and five

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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