A man was shot. He died.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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