- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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