- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

can you touch your toes? no

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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