Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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penis. nuff said.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

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