Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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no rasist joks

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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HOLY COW!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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