- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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