- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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