what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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