Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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