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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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