- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats white and sticky glue

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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