- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

sucks Syntax...

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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