- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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