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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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