How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Yo mama so fat.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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